DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Have you ever gone fishing
On a hot summer's day
And you sat on the fence
And the fence gave way?
With your hands in your pockets 
And your pockets in your pants,
Watching the fish do the hootchy-kootchy dance?